Blonde Ambition

I'm New York girl raised in the sunshine state trying to survive college and conquer the world around me.

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

—Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via yeezy2016)

(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese, via peruvian--goddess)

#tbt to one of the many times @arreola312 got drunk and ran around the house rocking a sombrero #goodmemories #missthis

#tbt to one of the many times @arreola312 got drunk and ran around the house rocking a sombrero #goodmemories #missthis

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(via princessdz)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via lyssa-erin)

princessdz:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I laughed so hard I cried. Pretty sure that would be my kid doing that.

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

(Source: wdbj7.com, via vaganovaboy)

#bacheloretteparty #congratscatherine

#bacheloretteparty #congratscatherine

#bacheloretteparty #congratscatherine

#bacheloretteparty #congratscatherine